In the past I have been a called a climate change denier but no longer, I now see there is gold in that there hot air, therefore, I must help those who believe Made Global Warming is a reality, and cannot afford to buy carbon credits.

You and I must form an alliance, so the world would see; you can stop Man -Made Global Warming. If all who believe in Man-Made Global Warming would join and take these small measures, you will show the world, how to save the planet, increase our longevity and quality of life.

For a small disposal fee of $1000, I will exchange your gas-guzzling, atmosphere polluting, riding lawn mower, in good working order with a non-polluting, manual push lawn mower; when used properly it gives a good cardio vascular workout; the savings in fuel cost would help offset the disposal fee.

For a disposal fee of $500, I will exchange your gas guzzling, polluting leaf blower with an environmentally friendly rod that will accept not only the included rake attachment but also an optional push broom attachment. This environmentally friendly, lightweight, hand held device, will enhance your biceps and abdominal muscles; give a good cardio vascular workout while greatly reducing the chance of hearing loss. 

Unlike, Al Gore’s company that makes hundreds of thousands giving mythical absolution with mythical carbon credits which allows continuing pollution, at least with my plan you will actually stop polluting.